I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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