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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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