we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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