I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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