you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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