Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no, he came in my armpit
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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