Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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