Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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