He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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