TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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