you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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