Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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