It's Friday. Sex?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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