Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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