Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
