The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
