She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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