This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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