I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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