yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she peed on how many people?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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