i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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