Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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