That's intense
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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