There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize