Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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