tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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