She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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