sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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