I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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