ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
and she was petting her beer can
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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