Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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