I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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