I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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