You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize