Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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