It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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