just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
third nipple confirmed
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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