She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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