We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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