that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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