Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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