she was so not down for the gang bang
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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