just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
