i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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