I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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