Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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