We won't sleep together?
I have demons in me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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