awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've blown a few things in my day
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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