It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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