What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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