Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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