Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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