That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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