i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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